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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going shopping with me."

January 29th Bulletin
See Don’s Page The Cab Ride January 13, 2012	Older Links Real Pearls Go Diving
The Winter Alumni Voice is at the printer!
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100th Anniversary 2012
Won’t you consider a donation to help us with $100,000 for 100 Years of Excellence Campaign? Donations can be sent to Ascension School, P.O. Box 1828 New York, NY 10150 ************************* Here is an idea. Have members of each graduated class send in a contribution with a target of $1000 per class. Add your class as a note on your check. We could publish the results per class.